punkbonnibel:

Even more Steven icons ||| like/reblog if you use, credit not needed but appreciated

364 notes   •   January 14 2019, 11:16 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

punkbonnibel:

Escapism phone wallpapers ||| like/reblog if you use

183 notes   •   January 14 2019, 11:09 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
ARTIST: Steven Universe, Zach Callison, AJ Michalka, Grace Rolek
TRACK: Escapism
ALBUM: Escapism
33,132 plays
7,545 notes   •   January 14 2019, 11:08 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

russmarine2014:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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the fact that nobody helped is even more hilarious.

I am not really a fan of Family Guy but this shit is hilarious

10,495 notes   •   January 14 2019, 04:33 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
zebraa4:
“The Witch of the East
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zebraa4:

The Witch of the East

2,834 notes   •   January 13 2019, 03:46 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook

sourcedumal:

angel-of-death-2015:

fuzzydunlop07:

blackmattersus:

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And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke

Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING

Police need to be held accountable for their actions.

151,978 notes   •   January 13 2019, 03:36 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

llywela13:

yelnatszeroni:

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

211,691 notes   •   January 13 2019, 03:32 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

grossaustralian:

tipsykipsy:

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

133,648 notes   •   January 13 2019, 01:29 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

36,133 notes   •   January 13 2019, 01:26 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
irishtiger22:
“Cuuuuute
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irishtiger22:

Cuuuuute

1,657 notes   •   January 13 2019, 01:26 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

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waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

164,872 notes   •   January 13 2019, 01:24 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
1,875 notes   •   January 13 2019, 01:15 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
weyoun:
“ offensivememes4u:
“What a bitch
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“Ajerk” ”

weyoun:

offensivememes4u:

What a bitch

“Ajerk”

90,639 notes   •   January 13 2019, 12:53 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

ellasroom:

weloveshortvideos:

Cursing in english vs. in español.

Vine by La catrachigringa

Still one of my fave vines. Glad it has resurfaced.

448,362 notes   •   January 13 2019, 12:52 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

once i reinvent my entire personality and body to the point that im unrecognizable to anyone who once knew me, its over for you hoes

12,021 notes   •   January 13 2019, 12:50 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE